Time For A Mid-Week Shower To Soak In All Those Thoughts

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AmyBrown
Sep 18, 2019 1:30 PM EDT

How do you define a 'shower thought'? Subreddit r/showerthoughts have summed it up quite lovely, "The human brain is a decidedly odd machine, often prone to glitches, malfunctions, and internal errors (like inexplicably deciding that raisins are an acceptable addition to cookies). However, within the confines of that chaos, something intriguing occasionally occurs: A seemingly mundane detail about the world will suddenly become more interesting, having been viewed from a slightly different perspective than usual."

So without further ado, let these steamy shower thoughts wash over you as you ponder their truths:

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  • 01
    Text - A lot of people that park like an asshole aren't actually assholes, they just parked next to an asshole who then left.
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  • 02
    Text - As a kid a wiggling tooth is exciting, As an adult a wiggling tooth s terrifying
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  • 03
    Text - lf your kids look forward to school, you're either a really good parent or a really bad one.
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  • 04
    Font - If we successfully colonize Mars, then Earth will have its first true competitor for Miss Universe
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  • 05
    Text - f your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you dont technically you did
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  • 06
    Text - It's hard to let someone know that they're bad at taking criticism.
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  • 07
    Nature - Magic mushrooms change the texture pack of real life.
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  • 08
    Product - Microwaves and humans both say "mmmm" when you give them food. 800 DOO
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  • 09
    Text - Nexit year will be a fantastic advertising opportunity for optometrists.a
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  • 10
    People in nature - People who voluntarily take parenting.classes are not the people who! need to take parenting classes
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  • 11
    Event - Deaf gang signs must be wild.
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  • 12
    Text - People who sleep naked don't have any fear of emergencies.
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  • 13
    Facial expression - "What the fuck" is the most easily lip-read phrase.
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  • 14
    Sky - Technically the Sun is at the bottom of-the food chain
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  • 15
    Community - YOuR new year actually begins on your birthday
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  • 16
    Cable management - The human body has tremendous.cable management
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  • 17
    Hair - The human head very slowly 3d prints hair
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  • 18
    Land vehicle - The most amazing thing about the Postal Service is their ability to read everyone's handwriting www.usps.com
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  • 19
    Landmark - The only reason Pisa Tower is a success is its failure.
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  • 20
    Text - You know a teacher is good when students from past years come back to visit.
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